February 2012
People who get my weird humor.
thefunniestpost:
Friends!
That feeling when you accidentally swallow a whole... →
wowfunniestposts:
what a funny blog
beyoncebeytwice:
today in class i was eating pretzels but i was eating too fast and i like started choking and gagging and this boy that i kinda like was sitting next to me and instead of giving me mouth to mouth and falling in love with me like in the movies he just stared at me so i dont like him anymore
buttduchess:
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
When you catch a person you don't like looking at...
What the fuck do you want?
Watchjteezyyy:
AHHAHAHAH WTF IS SHE DOINGHAHA
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
When you swear around your friends..
thatfunnyblog:
you’re like:
But when you swear around your parents:
Reblog if you have more than 1 follower.
Tumblr famous in this bitch
